Has it really been !!5!! years already???

Today is my son's 5th birthday!! I am amazed that it has been 5 years since I had him. He is growing up so quickly and he is "super" smart. (super is his FAVORITE word... everything is SUPER!) Last night, we had a conversation that went like this:

Me: Tomorrow is your happy birthday!!!!!
Him: no, it ain't... I don't turn 5 for 2 weeks
Me: Yes, it is
Him (interrupting): No, my daddy said not for 2 weeks
Me: Yes, it is. I know because I am the one that had you in my belly 5 years ago!
Him: (thinking) Oh yeah! And I gave you stripes!!!! Babies give mommies stripes!
Me: thats right... you DID give me stripes (just like a zebra LOL)

Me: I got your birthday present
Him: Well, is it a Batman or Spiderrman game for my Nintendo Wii because I would really like that.
Me: No, it isn't, its a BIG toy!
Him: OH
Me: One that you can play with outside.
Him: Is it a kite?
Me: Noooo
Him: Is it a ball?
Me: Noooooo
Him: Is it a bike?

(pause)

Me: ummm... maybe
Him: IS it a bike????? (very excitedly)
Me: maybe
Him: IT IS A BIKE!!!!!! I KNEW IT!!!!

How did you get SO smart?!?!

I love that little guy with ALLL my heart!!!!

Happy Birthday P-dunk!!!